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Two and a Half Men

Two adults. One kid. No grown-ups.

Comedy
2003
12 Seasons
262 Episodes
EN
Ended
TV-14

About

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

#sibling relationship#california#composer#roommates#evil mother#malibu#advertising#drinking#beach house#casual sex#sitcom#living with sibling#rich brother

Cast

Ashton Kutcher

Ashton Kutcher

as Walden Schmidt

Jon Cryer

Jon Cryer

as Alan Harper

Conchata Ferrell

Conchata Ferrell

as Berta

Seasons

Season 1

Season 1

24 episodes2003

Bachelor Charlie Harper’s carefree life is turned upside down when his uptight brother Alan and nephew Jake move in, sparking chaos and comedy in Malibu.

Season 2

Season 2

24 episodes2004

Charlie adjusts (badly) to life with family underfoot, while Alan struggles with single fatherhood and dating again, and Jake grows into a lovable troublemaker.

Season 3

Season 3

24 episodes2005

Family ties tighten and tension rises as Charlie’s wild ways clash with Alan’s neuroses, leading to hilarious misadventures in love, work, and parenting.

Season 4

Season 4

24 episodes2006

Change is in the air as Charlie’s bachelor lifestyle meets new romantic twists, while Alan deals with ex‑wife drama and Jake continues to steal every scene.

Season 5

Season 5

19 episodes2007

Charlie finds himself in unfamiliar territory with real feelings, Alan keeps stumbling through relationships, and Jake edges from boyhood into teenage antics.

Season 6

Season 6

24 episodes2008

The house feels smaller than ever as everyone’s bad habits collide — love, money, and family chaos run rampant in Malibu.

Season 7

Season 7

22 episodes2009

Charlie’s romantic past catches up to him, Alan’s financial woes deepen, and Jake’s teenage years bring a new level of mischief and mayhem.

Season 8

Season 8

16 episodes2010

Old patterns and new faces collide as the Harpers continue their hilarious struggle to keep life, love, and laundry under control.

Season 9

Season 9

24 episodes2011

A new chapter begins when internet billionaire Walden Schmidt moves in, bringing fresh energy, wealth, and more absurd adventures to the Malibu household.

Season 10

Season 10

23 episodes2012

Walden and Alan navigate friendship, fatherhood, and fleeting fame while trying (and failing) to get their personal lives together.

Season 11

Season 11

22 episodes2013

When a young woman claiming to be Charlie’s daughter arrives, life at the beach house turns upside down again in the best, most dysfunctional way.

Season 12

Season 12

16 episodes2014

In the final season, Walden and Alan take drastic (and hilarious) steps to redefine family, love, and what it means to finally grow up.

Episodes

Season 1

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Pilot
E1

Pilot

Sep 22, 200323m6.6

Carefree jingle writer Charlie Harper has his lifestyle altered when his uptight brother and his 10-year-old nephew move in with him.

Big Flappy Bastards
E2

Big Flappy Bastards

Sep 29, 200321m7.2

Despite warnings from Charlie, Jake continues to feed seagulls on the deck and the birds invade the house. Meanwhile, Charlie thinks Judith is taking advantage of Alan, who keeps going to her house to fix things.

Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
E3

Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

Oct 6, 200321m7.3

Jake wants to go home to his mom after he gets sick, prompting Alan to think he's a failure as a husband and now as a father.

If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
E4

If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap

Oct 13, 200321m7.5

Charlie can't function when his housekeeper storms off because of Alan's constant complaints, so Alan tries desperately to woo her back. Meanwhile, Rose comes to Charlie for dating advice.

The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump
E5

The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump

Oct 20, 200319m7.3

Alan and Charlie have encounters with some highly libidinous soccer moms, but with two very different outcomes.

Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
E6

Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

Oct 27, 200321m6.8

The guys go to Evelyn's house to meet the new man she's dating, and Charlie realizes the man's daughter is a woman he's trying to avoid.

If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
E7

If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

Nov 3, 200321m7.6

Judith is upset with Alan and Charlie when she learns that a surfer who uses Charlie's shower walks around half naked in front of Jake . Then Alan's worried when Judith and the surfer become friends.

Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful
E8

Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful

Nov 10, 200319m7.2

Alan tricks Charlie into joining him and Judith in leading Jake and his classmates in the school's annual music show.

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