Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill!
“Four 1st-level heroes. One epic monster. Certain death!”
About
Four 1st-level heroes. One epic monster. Certain death! Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! serves up comedic mayhem as four special guests pit their low-level Dungeons & Dragons characters against the game’s mightiest monsters. Each one-hour episode features a rotating line-up of Hollywood celebrities and tabletop gaming stars whose puny characters don’t stand a chance. Whether they go out in a blaze of glory or a scream of terror, a “total party kill” has never been this much fun.
Cast
Scott Passarella
as Self - Musician
Bill Rehor
as Self - Host
Seasons
Episodes
Season 1
Everyone Dies in the Styes
Our group of heroes gathers to save a loved one from an evil secret society, located in the Styes -- a rotting shipyard slum on the outskirts of the city. Can they succeed? No. Because this is Faster, Purple Worm, Kill. Kill.
Everyone Dies in a Dungeon
The tables are turned and the monsters are the heroes in this dungeon. Will they beat their adversary? Not on Faster. Purple Worm. Kill. Kill.
Everyone Dies on a Lightning Train
Four brave mercenaries must free the only person who can prevent a war. Will they succeed? Signs point to no, because this is Faster, Purple Worm. Kill. Kill.
Everyone Dies Renovating
Four new homeowners discover a prior tenant who doesn't want to leave. Will their home value drop when the ancient terrors arise? Yes. Because this is Faster, Purple Worm. Kill. Kill.
Everyone Dies in Waterdeep
Four brave adventurers try to stop evil from overrunning the fabled city of Waterdeep. Can they succeed? No. Because this is Faster, Purple Worm, Kill. Kill.
Everyone Dies in a Den of Snakes
Four brave heroes try to arrange a peace agreement. Can they succeed? No. Because this is "Faster, Purple Worm. Kill. Kill!".
Everyone Dies Stealing a Pickle
Four heroes descend into the sewers to retrieve a magical artifact of great power. Will their power be enough to succeed under the maniacal gaze of the Xanathar?
Everyone Dies in the Bay
Our heroes are sent to a small fishing village to save the day. We wish we could say all they had to deal with was an ornery fish or two, but they are sure to face one of the most terrible Dungeons and Dragons monsters ever.
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